"If it's your wish, I will follow you everywhere
even if your throne crumbles,
and your shiny crown turns to rust,
even if the bodies pile up endlessly,
above the bottomless pile corpses,
Beside you, as you lie softly down, I will be
until I hear the words
'Check Mate' !"
-Sebastien Michaelis

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Interviewing Joe Scardino

Name: Joe Scardino
Q: If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
A: George Cloney
Q: If Hollywood made a movie about your life, whom would you like to see play the lead role as you?
A: Michael Cera
Q: How are M&Ms made?
A: Chocolate punches a turtle shell in the face.
Q: If you were shrunk to the size of a pencil and put in a blender, how would you get out?
A: Nachos
Q: Which color of umbrella do you like?
A: Rainbow
Q: What would be your first question to the people of Antarctica?
A: What the fuck?
Q: Which is your favorite language other than your native language?
A: Binary

Q: Who is your favorite author and why
A: Hugh Hefiner, self explanatory
Q: What would you do when you have learnt that your boat is out of oil?
A: Go to a gas station.
Q: Which ancient place would you like to go to?
A: Stonehenge.
Q: How would you react if you are transformed into a fish?
A: Badly.

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