Interviewing DJ Ciccaglione

Name: DJ Ciccaglione

Q: If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?

A: Eternal youth and immortality, however I could die when I chose to.

Q:  If Hollywood made a movie about your life, whom would you like to see play the lead role as you?

A: I watched a news story about a local guy who changed legally his named to Captain Awesome. That guy, hands down.

Q:  How are M&Ms made?

A:  The factory is shipped materials, and then the chocolate inside is made and covered with a crunchy candy shell. However, I like to imagine that's M&M's are ACTUALLY the result of when you throw cocoa beans into a CESPOOL OF CRUNCHY CANDY DESTRUCTION!!

Q: If you were shrunk to the size of a pencil and put in a blender, how would you get out?

A: Teleporturle 

Q: Which color of umbrella do you like?

A: Uhhh.... styrofoam. Not white, styrofoam.

Q: What would be your first question to the people of Antarctica?

A:  ..."Why?"

Q: Which is your favorite language other than your native language?

A:  German

Q: Who is your favorite author and why?

A:  John Green. His stories are just... they are very enjoyable and funny and very plausible, his characters are as alive as real people, and written in such a way that you can really feel the emotions of the characters as the characters themselves feel them. Margo is a perplexing temptation, Colin loves Katherine, and Alaska... well, Alaska has not only the ability to break you down when you least expect it, but to bring solace in your moments of eclipsing doubt.

Q: What would you do when you have learnt that your boat is out of oil?

A:  Fashion a sail out of the on-board materials.

Q: Which ancient place would you like to go to?

A:  Somewhere where I can watch volcanoes create geographic formations.

Q: How would you react if you are transformed into a fish?

A: "We are alive, and we'll metamorphasize. And we'll sink as we devolve back to beasts. Our home is down here, and we've known this for years... Cloaked in scales we swim, and swim on."