Interviewing Ryder Eaton

Name: Ryder Eaton 
Q: If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
A: I don't understand this question
Q: If Hollywood made a movie about your life, whom would you like to see play the lead role as you?
A: Me
Q: How are M&Ms made?
A: They are pooped out by little m&m bunny rabbits
Q: If you were shrunk to the size of a pencil and put in a blender, how would you get out?
A: I wouldn't be able to and I would probbly die a horrible death.
Q: Which color of umbrella do you like?
A: Explosion color
Q: What would be your first question to the people of Antarctica?
A: How are you?
Q: Which is your favorite language other than your native language?
A: Chinese
Q: Who is your favorite author and why
A: Walter Moers. Cause his imagination is like mine. A lot.
Q: What would you do when you have learnt that your boat is out of oil?
A: Sit back, relax,and wait to see where I wash ashore.
Q: Which ancient place would you like to go to?
A: Bottom of the ocean.
Q: How would you react if you are transformed into a fish?
A: I dont think that I would even react. Because as soon as I became a fish, I wouldn't know what the fuck was going on.